Short Stories – TREM Marks Gate – Kings House

You May Kiss The Bride

“I, Sarah Adams, take you Lawson Lawrence as my lawful wedded husband, to love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, till death do us part.” She smiled at him through her veil.

“You may now kiss your bride Mr. Lawrence.” The Pastor beckoned.

Lawson’s heart raced as he gently unveiled his bride’s face. She looked so beautiful. He gently bent over and placed a soft kiss on her lips. Sarah in turn embraced him tightly with tears of joy streaming down her face.

“Never leave me, Sarah.” He whispered in her ear.

“I will never leave you.” She whispered and they slowly released themselves from the embrace.

“I present to you the latest couple!” The Pastor exclaimed excitedly.

The church cheered and Sarah cried more in her husband’s arms.

Five Years Later …

Sarah silently tip-toed behind her husband. He was in his study, engrossed in reading. She smiled to herself and gently covered his eyes with both hands.

“It’s just you and I in this house Sarah. Plus, I smelled you the moment you walked in.” He said.

Sarah released her hold, sighed and sat on the study table, “Why do you figure me out so easily? I can’t even surprise you! That sucks.” She curled her arms around his neck.

“You are my wife; nothing you do is supposed to surprise me.” He playfully pecked her nose.

“But you’ve been in the study all day and I’m bored!” She rolled her eyes.

“So what kind of fun do you suggest we have then?” He swooped her off the table in his arms.

“No! Not that kind of fun!” She hit him playfully until he put her down.

“Ok.” He folded his arms on his chest, looking into her eyes, “So what do you want us to do?”

“Not us. Actually, all I want is to play with your play station and you’ve hidden it again! Just give it and you can continue your reading. Pleaaaseee.” She blinked her eyes playfully.

“No way.” He went back toward his study chair and sat, “Not my play station.”

“Why! You never let me touch it…like it’s your baby.” She sulked.

“Well,” he rolled his eyes, “Not like you’ve given me a baby yet.”

Sarah paused for a moment. Did he just say that to her? The words struck her deep down. “You shouldn’t have said that Lawson…” She managed to say, her countenance changing.

“But it’s true…I’m only saying the truth Sarah.” He turned to face her, still sitting on the chair.

“The truth? You think I don’t want us to have kids?”

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that…” He stood to face her now.

“Then what are you saying Lawson? Tell me, what is the truth?”

“Let’s not do this today…please. You can have the play station and play all you want. It’s in my footwear locker and the key is in my Bible.”

“You always do this…hurting me with your words.” Her voice began to shake.

“Don’t start Sarah, please.”

“Tell me why you said those words to me! I want to know!”

“Because I’m tired! I want to be a father! I want to have my own kids Sarah…”

”And you think I don’t?!” Sarah flared, trying not to let the tears pour.

“Then why can’t you get pregnant Sarah? This is the fifth year we are trying.” He clenched his teeth and walked out of the study.

Sarah was in shock. She sat on the chair for some seconds, stood up again and sat on the chair again…this time she held on to her blouse and burst into tears.

Two Weeks Later …

“Lawson, wake up please.” Sarah tapped him

Lawson gently opened his eyes and looked at the alarm clock by his bedside, “It’s 2:00am Sarah…”

“It’s urgent.”

“I’m listening.” He said drowsily.

“Mother says we should come for tests. She says she’s spoken to her doctor and he said we should come.”

“What?” Lawson opened his eyes now, “Your mother is the UK for Christ’s sake!”

“Let’s just do it. We can go for the weekend; let’s just give it a shot, please.”

“No. That would be rather expensive and…”

“It’s my birthday today and the only thing I want from you is this trip.”

Lawson fell quiet now. For the past two years now, his wife’s birthday has been skipping his mind…totally.

“I’m…I’m sorry Sarah…It skipped my mind…”

“It always does.” She lay down back on the bed, backing him.

Lawson wrapped his arms around her waist, “I said I’m sorry…”

No response.

Lawson sighed, “Fine, we go this weekend.”

“Really?” She turned sharply, excited.

“If it will make you happy today.”

“Thank you baby.” She hugged him.

A Week After …

Sarah jerked at the vibration of the phone in her pocket.

“Hi mom!” she pressed the phone to her ear with her shoulders, wiping the washed dishes with her hands.

“Honey…”

“What is it mom?” she pressed it harder.

“The result…the result of the tests…” her mother cried.

Sarah gently dropped the plate and the wiper, heart racing… ”Just say it mom…”

That Night …

“I can never have children Lawson…” Sarah cried.

Lawson felt his world crash right in front of him, “W…what?”

“Mama called today…she’s gotten the tests results.”

“Jesus Christ!” Lawson stood, placing his palm on his head, “B…but you told me you were okay before we got married. You told me the doctor said your abortion didn’t damage your womb.”

“Don’t bring my past into this!” Sarah flared.

Lawson laughed and got serious almost immediately, “You are crazy. I married a crazy woman!”

Sarah looked at him in shock, like he’d lost his mind.

“The results say you can never have children and we both know that this has to do with the abortion you had before we met!” he flared, “Are you happy? You know we’re screwed right? No kids? What are we going to tell the world?”

“Lawson we can adopt…” Sarah cried.

“Adopt? Wow!” he laughed again, “I married a funny woman too!” He got serious again. “It’s still not our baby! The dxxx baby is not my flesh and blood! You are full of deceit Sarah.” He looked into her eyes. Sarah could see him fighting his tears.

“Lawson stop…you are hurting me…” Sarah fell on her knees crying.

“You want to know what I’m thinking?” Lawson looked at her with disgust, “I’m thinking how on earth I’m going to stand seeing your deceitful face for the rest of my life.”

“Sarah cried harder, “Don’t give up Lawson. So far I have a womb, I can still carry our baby…”

“I am not giving up on having my baby, I’m giving up on you.” Lawson turned around to leave.

“Lawson!” She held his feet, “I’m hurting too…”

He dragged his feet from her hold and drove out of the house. She wept.

A Month Later …

“Mother, he’s not even talking to me. All of a sudden, we are both strangers. He doesn’t eat my food, he comes home late, he hates me so much and it’s killing me. I’m confused, it’s truly hurting…”

“For how long will you hide the truth from him? You’ve got to let him know…you can’t carry his…”

There was the sound of a car horn.

“Mom I’ve got to go…he’s back.”

“Baby, you’ve got to let him know. It can work when you two are one in mind.”

“Bye mom.” she ended the call.

Lawson came into the house, about to walk past her.

“Lawson.” She held him.

“I’m tired.” He didn’t want to look at her face.

“I know…can we talk for some minutes?” She tried to help him remove his suit.

“Look what is it?” He jerked from her.

“Do you hate me this much? You can’t even look me in the eye. You can’t even stand my presence. Lawson…it’s me Sarah…your best friend…” Tears began to well up in her eyes.

“I’m in no mood for this.” He turned around to walk away.

“Don’t you dare leave when I’m talking to you!” She dragged him by the suit. Just then, some papers fell to the floor. Sarah quickly bent to pick them up…her hands shook and her body became numb all over.

“D…divorce papers? Lawson?” She searched his eyes.

“Answer me goddammit!” She held him by the collar of his shirt, crying.

“They are for you to sign. I want out.” Lawson announced.

“Y…you what?” she slowly freed him from her hold.

“It’s not going to work Sarah, can’t you see?”

“Lawson, I can’t believe you would think of a divorce and even go this far…why are you so wicked!” she cried, angry.

“No! Why are you so wicked?” He retorted, flaring. “Think about me for once. I am a man for Christ’s sakes. My children are my pride! And you are about to deny me that for the rest of my life because of your stupid mistake!”

“What about me! Have you stopped for once to think about what I’m going through?”

“It’s your cross, carry it.” Lawson fixed his angry eyes on his wife.

“No, it’s now our cross and I am not signing those divorce papers! We vowed never to leave each other!”

“Isn’t it better Sarah that you save yourself more hurt and sign these papers than to see another woman move into this house before your very eyes?” He said with a tone of sarcasm.

Sarah’s heart thumped, “What?”

“You heard me…another woman who can help me raise a family, so save yourself the stress and sign the d… papers. I need it tomorrow.” He turned around to leave again.

“She still can’t carry your baby.” Sarah dropped.

“Not all women had abortions. Not every woman was like you.” He scorned.

“You are the one who can’t give me a child!” Sarah let out, crying.

Lawson stopped now, turned around and walked towards her, “Whatever your plan is won’t work.”

“I told you I could never have a child because it’s you who can’t make me pregnant.”

“Shut up! Shut up, Sarah! What the hell are you saying?” He shook her shoulders violently.

“You are infertile Lawson…the doctor says you have primary infertility…” Sarah burst into tears.

Lawson gasped, losing his balance.

“Mother called me to give me the news. I was shattered, I felt like my world was over. But, more importantly, I thought of you. I thought of what the news could do to you, I thought of the best way to tell you. That was why I said I can never have children. Not because I can’t give birth to babies; but because I can’t have them by you. Never for once did I think of leaving you. I bore your insults, your scorn, because of my past. It was so easy to judge me and think of yourself. I am the one who is hurting; I am the one who should bring some miserable divorce papers…but I thought of you…I thought of hope, faith and a miracle…I thought of my vow to you on that altar. In sickness and in health, remember?” She smiled through her tears, “All of a sudden, you are as weak as a baby…looking in your eyes, I can see you suddenly have lost all your guards, you are so wicked.”

“Sarah…” Lawson fell on his knees, torn.

“No!” She quickly fell on her knees too, “No Lawson…” She couldn’t bear to see him cry.

“I’m…I’m infertile,” he cried, “What is left of me?” He searched his wife’s eyes.

“Lawson please…” she held his face, “I understand…it has been so hard for me…I have put myself in your shoes since the first day…”

“You don’t deserve this…you deserve better…I can’t believe I scorned you all along…please let me leave you.”

“No.” She shook her head, “You are my husband. I won’t leave you. I won’t let you leave me…I believe in miracles”

“I’m doomed…Sarah I’m doomed…” He allowed his wife take him in her arms and he wept like a child on her shoulder.

In the Morning …

Sarah gently opened her eyes; looking beside her bed, it was empty. She quickly sat up on seeing a note on the bed. Hands shaking, she opened the letter to read:

Sarah,
I cannot bear the shame. I have treated you so unfairly, yet you love me still. You are with me even in this condition of mine. To think that you knew all along and you never for once gave me a clue that it is my fault we are in this mess makes me so unworthy of you. I love you enough to let you build another life with a man who can make you happier.

I’m torn Sarah, and all I ask is your forgiveness. I have always loved you and if you truly love me then please start your life over again – without me. I am truly sorry for disappointing you.

Lawson.

Sarah couldn’t control the tears. She couldn’t think straight anymore. She picked her cell phone, shaking.

“Hello, Mr. Lawson’s office please”

“Hi Lola…” she cried, “Have you seen my husband today?”

“No…no ma’am, we’ve been expecting him at work. He has a presentation in 15 minutes.”

“Oh God…God…” Sarah dipped her hand into her full hair.

“Everything ok, ma’am?”

“Thank you.” she ended the call.

She quickly got down from the bed and she ran into her car in her pyjamas. She dialled his mobile repeatedly as she drove…no answer.

At 2:00pm …

She sped into Fred’s compound, a close friend to her husband.

“Fred!” she banged the door hastily until the door flung open.

“My God Sarah, what’s wrong?” Fred held her.

“It’s…its Lawson…have you seen him? Is he here?”

“No…Haven’t heard from him in a week.”

“Oh God!” she held her hair.

“What’s wrong?”

She was already dashing away into her car.

“Sarah!” He called after her.

She zoomed away.

4:30pm …

“Mom, Dad, I can’t find Lawson…I can’t find your son…” she cried as she paced in front of the elderly couple who looked lost.

“You have to calm down and tell us what happened.” Lawson’s mother put her arms around Sarah.

Sarah burst into tears, “Please Dad could you try his number, maybe he’d pick your call?”

“Have you been to his office?” He picked his cell phone and dialled his son’s number.

“I have been everywhere I know him to likely be.”

“It’s ok…calm down please.” Lawson’s mother consoled her.

“He’s not picking. What exactly went wrong between you two?” Lawson’s father searched Sarah’s eyes.

9:00pm …

Sarah was still in her pyjamas and on her way back home, exhausted and stuck in the traffic. She had told Lawson’s parents everything. The poor couple was so shattered and begged her to begin a new life. Sarah buried her head on the steering, crying; she didn’t realize the green light was now on.

“Hey get off the freaking road!” a driver cursed from behind her.

“God please don’t let him harm himself… keep him safe and lead me to him…please God…” She quickly started the car and began to move.

Suddenly she remembered the church where they had wedded and took their vows. It was two hours from here; she made a u-turn and headed for the church hoping to find some solace there.

She got down from the car drenched and exhausted. She trudged into the open entrance of the church. She paused for a moment; shocked…it was Lawson sitting at the front row of the empty church, facing the altar.

“Lawson!” She began to run towards him, happy, relieved that he was ok.

“Sarah?” He quickly stood as she approached him, “Sarah…”

They both ran into each other’s arms. He hugged her so tightly.

“I looked for you everywhere….this was the last place I thought you’d ever be…I just came and I saw you…Lawson….I’m so happy you are ok.” she touched his face.

“I didn’t know where else to go…It just feels like I can’t face the world anymore…” he slowly released her from his embrace.

“Take my hand.” Sarah stretched out her hand, “C’mon, just take it.”

Lawson gently clasped his hand into hers and she took him to the altar and stood to face him. She searched his eyes intently. She hadn’t seen him so weak and helpless.

“Five years ago Lawson, we both stood on this altar. Remember our vows? Remember you whispered in my ear never to leave you. I told you I wouldn’t…that’s why I’m here. I am your wife Lawson. I am meant to be with you forever, through the bad and good times. We’ve had good times, why would I leave you now? All I want from you is to believe that you can still give me a child despite what the result said. I want you to believe in a miracle.” She held his face, “Remember when you told me I was a miracle in your life? Our children will be our miracles too. Trust God with me because I know it won’t be long.”

“Who are you Sarah…” Lawson was weakened by her words.

“The one who vowed to be with you till the end.” She smiled through her thin tears.

“God, I love you so much Sarah.” He hugged her again.

“So will you come back home with me?” Sarah searched his eyes.

“I have no other place to call home.” He placed a soft kiss on her lips.

2 Years After …

Lawson and Sarah were on the sofa watching a late night movie. Sarah was resting on his shoulders when she felt the movement.

“Lawson, Lawson, it moved again…don’t miss it this time touch…touch.” She gently placed his palm on the side of her stomach. Both felt the movement of their child.

“I can feel him…I can feel him!” Lawson placed his head on her belly.

“I can feel him growing each day inside of me…”

“What do you think its saying now by this movement?”

“Thank you dada for believing in me.” She laughed. They both laughed.

“The movement has stopped.” He slowly removed his head from her stomach, “I think he’s sleeping.”

Sarah rested on his shoulders again, “In six months you’d be a father, “You finally got your miracle.”

Lawson tilted his wife’s face to him, looking into her eyes, “Sarah…you were the miracle I needed. Thank you for not leaving me.”

Sarah tickled his nose with hers, “I love you too. Always will,” she smiled, “We missed a whole lot in our movie.”

“The movie can wait, but this can’t” He gently planted a kiss on her belly.

The End.

We forget our vows so easily, so quickly that once our marriages start hitting the rocks, we fail to realize that there is power in union. When there is union, every mountain can be subdued. The problem is people don’t yet fully understand the concept of marriage; until you do, please don’t go to the altar because what you don’t understand will eventually become a burden and confuse you.

The concept of marriage is ‘for better, for worse.’ The “worse” moments always come. Not that you should always expect bad things, it is a statement of fact that challenges come in marriage to make you stronger in oneness, so don’t use it against each other. In addition, miracles are real and it is better we all learn to have the patience to wait until our miracles come. Always remember that marriage is a ‘stick and stay’ relationship, not a ‘hit and run.’ You will succeed in Jesus Name!

Thomas Odia is a writer, film consultant, producer and director. A graduate of Theatre Arts from the University of Ibadan, he has worked with various organizations in the film industry and is presently working with Mnet Nigeria as a film director.

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Weapons of War

The launch of the military grade geosynchronous satellite ‘NADA-1’ went unobserved by many as was the norm with most military operations of this nature. The satellite stabilised at 35,786 kilometres above the earth and settled into its orbit. Unlike all the other artificial satellites in orbit around the earth numbering over three thousand, NADA-1 was not detected by the United Nations Space Surveillance Protocol (UNSSP) whose job it had been since 1940 to track all objects orbiting the earth.

NADA-1 had been conceived and designed by Talisman Ali, who at 37 was the only individual in history to have a permanent seat on the United Nations Security Council, representing himself. A professor of Advanced Nanotechnology and Quantum Physics, it was rumoured that Tali as he was popularly known had surrounded himself with an invisible cloud of advanced nanotechnology ‘attack and defence’ devices which operated at the molecular level, and as such they could not be seen.

It was well known that if any weapon was fired at Tali, his defence systems would immediately cause the bullets to disintegrate into millions of nano-sized shards and be repelled back to the one who fired the weapon, causing extreme trauma and death in an instant; this was known as the ‘cloud counter-attack’. He had proved it conclusively in battle situations many times starting with his tour of duty as one of the ground troops deployed into the heart of Syria during the civil war.

It was also rumoured that Tali had secretly developed commercial models of his Nano Attack and Defence Apparatus, and was said to be in high-level covert discussions with governments of various countries. The United Nations had therefore stepped in and invited him onto the Security Council as a permanent member in his personal capacity, hoping to appeal to his more humane instincts in the interest of global peace.

From the comfort of his personal laboratory 300 meters underneath the sands of the Negev Desert, Tali monitored the trajectory of NADA-1 as it commenced its Alpha Circuit. Within minutes, it had executed a Mobius algorithm and plotted the dynamic coordinates of all military and communications satellites in orbit and locked them onto its grid. It was amazing how technology had made things so easy Tali mused to himself.

It was time to call Abu. ‘Abu’ he said softly, switching to Abu’s Unique Global Frequency. His upper palate recognised the vibration of Abu’s frequency and sent the signal through his right molar. From inside his activated contact lens, Abu saw Tali’s name flash gently. He quietly excused himself from the dinner table with his wife and two children and stepped into his study and closed the door. A closed door meant no disturbance of any kind, and his family knew it.  He looked at Tali’s name inside his contact lens for three seconds and his upper palate immediately switched to Tali’s Unique Global Frequency.

‘Tali’ he said.

‘It’s done’ came the response.

To be continued…

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Under the Mat

“Son, let yourself in; I’ll put an extra key on the top step, under the mat.”

Day or night, I could get inside without bothering my folks. Dad first made the key available when I lived in the college dorm.

“Dad, I’ll call you or Mom first. I’m not going to just barge in.”

“Nonsense! Come and go as you please. Just remember to put the key back on that first step.”

From college-to-career man, to Dad’s caregiver, I’ve balanced life upon the top step. Stooping, I’ve retrieved the key countless times. Today, in great concern, I hurry home.

Mom passed peacefully three years ago. After 65 years of marriage, she suffered a massive stroke, slipped into a comma and never regained consciousness. A day never passes that Dad doesn’t grieve his great loss.

I’m hitting every red light.

Gripping the wheel, I mentally replay the early morning call from Dad’s home health nurse.

“Mr. Cunningham, sorry to bother you so early, but thought you should know about my visit with your Dad yesterday afternoon.”

“Has he fallen again?”

“No, nothing like that. I hate to cause a fuss, but he acted rather peculiar. As I was preparing to leave, he asked me to sit down beside him.”

“Was that unusual?

“Yes, he knew I had a busy schedule and needed to leave for my next appointment.”

“Did he complain about something?”

“No. He said he would not be seeing me again, that he wanted me to know how much he appreciated my visits. I asked if the home health agency was replacing me. I was confused. Why would they tell him before notifying me?”

“Had they?”

She hesitated, took a deep breath, and told me point blank, “He said he was going home. He would not be there when I came back.”

“Going home? I’m afraid he is getting senile!”

“No, he is not feeble minded. Your dad said an angel came to the foot of his bed the night before. The angel said it was time for him to be going on home. He pointed above with a look of serenity and excitement. He said he was going to his eternal home.”

I should have tried to call Dad, made an excuse that I just wanted to stop by to have a quick cup of coffee on my way to work. He’ll suspect something is wrong if I knock on his door so early.

Swerving off to hug the curb, I park and decide to grab the spare key. If Dad is still in bed, I don’t want to roust him out of sleep.

I lumber up the creaking stairs. Stopping on the top step, lifting the dew soaked mat, I begin fidgeting for the hidden key. To my surprise, I see two glistening keys.

That’s strange. Dad has a key; the nurse has her key and there’s the spare key. The nurse keeps hers on a key-chain Why would Dad leave his key here too?

I palm both keys, use one to unlock the door, and pocket the other. Once inside, I see light flooding the living room; between faded drapes, a blinding beam of light targets Dad. I see him in flannel pajamas, stretched out on the sagging sofa. Next to him, on the end table, a reading light burns brightly.

Dad is the picture of contentment with his right hand resting upon his tattered large print Bible.

Maybe he just dozed off.

I tip toe over torn linoleum, noticing he had circled a scripture on the opened page.

Why won’t he wear that new robe I bought for him?

I reach to the back of the couch to pull down Mom’s handmade afghan.

That’s all he needs, to get chilled and catch pneumonia

As I work to cover Dad, my hand brushes his bristly cheek. I draw back aghast. Devoid of all body temperature, I immediately know that Dad is dead. I go limp and fall down on my knees beside his lifeless body. Tears stream down my face, spilling onto his opened Bible. The circled passage from John 14 beckons. Beginning at verse 1, I thumb down the page

“Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. In my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you”

The Carpenter has finished Dad’s mansion. Jesus holds the only key to the heavenly door.

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The Unfaithful Husband

David came home – home? – thoroughly exhausted. He had come straight from the airport where he went to see his Chairman and his whole family off. Their last boy was graduating that week, abroad. David needed rest. He would have loved to drive straight to the house in Banana Island where he could tumble into bed and sleep like a baby since there was none there: for at least eight hours, non-stop. But he could not afford to. He had not seen his wife and two children in four days.
Simi was sitting in the mist of rumpled bed sheets and unarranged pillows and an unmade bed when her husband walked in. She was still in her night gown at about..? David’s white face Omega wristwatch told the time – 12:59pm – almost one o’clock in the middle of a working day! Her one month old coiffure was still under a net.
It was the children’s mid-term break, so they were in bed with her. On sighting their dad their eyes became round and shiny with joy. They were restrained from jumping on him by past warnings that they should not to do so to their dad when he came home.
David dropped his briefcase (which he brought home for a show for there was nothing in it that he needed at home) and his jacket on a chair then he stepped out of his shoes. His stockings were pure silk – he wore the best now. For the past one year, he had quickly stepped up on the rungs of the success ladder. Only he would never tell his wife what those rungs were made of.
He unloosened his handmade red tie and pulled it from his neck; his sky blue Pierre Cardin shirt went next. He was so fast that within three minutes he had stripped down to his white Calvin Klein cotton boxes and jumped into bed with his children and their mother. And there was a bit of rough and tumble as the little ones went crazy over him.
When all the rough and tumble subsided, they had the snacks David brought home for them – some cookies and luxury wafers and candies. Sooner the novelty of their father’s return came to an end and they were taken away by the maid. The husband and wife deliberately busied themselves with other things until nightfall when the children had gone to bed and there was nothing else they could pretend to be doing. Then, they faced the quiet moment, the moment of truth.
David thought that he had been healed of that terrible ailment called conscience but when his wife asked the first prying question, he discovered that he was still very much ill with conscience. He avoided eye contact with her and chose to stare unbelievingly at the calendar she pointed at.
The way she went about it was terrible. He never suspected that she suspected. In fact, he thought that they were having a good marriage – life was good, the freezer was filled up, the storeroom stocked as if they were expecting a siege; her wardrobe was tight for space and many of her shoes found accommodation in other rooms in the house
‘Who’s my mate?” she asked, quietly in a non-violent voice.
“Mate as in what?” he asked with a sinking feeling.
“Mate as in your mistress.”
‘And, what’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means that there’s a third party in this marriage. I’m not angry (he could see that and it was killing him). I want to know her. If she could come and live with us, maybe you will come home every day and I wouldn’t have to spend time explaining to your children why you have to work late and many times, sleep in a hotel near your office.”

She was crazy, he knew. What 21st century woman would want another woman in her home to share her husband? David could see the advice of Simi’s evil sisters: they certainly had a hand in this.
“There’s no mate or mistress,” he said without looking at her. “It’s all work. To be successful in life is hard work – something has to give way for another. It’s all work – hard work.”
There was silence. After a while, he broke it, changing the subject.
“When is supper? “You didn’t ask me what I’d like to eat.”
“I’m sorry,” she said sarcastically, looking at him with unexpressive eyes, “seeing that I’m no longer used to being married.”
“Hey!” he cried laughing and grabbing her right arm to pull her to him. It was a thick right arm for she had grown quite stout now that there were plenty to eat and little or no work to do. “I’ve been gone for only four days,” he said. “And the Bible truth is that it’s been all work and no play. I play here. This is where I play the peek-a-boo and run around in my boxers all day without care or shame!”
It sounded like the truth. But there were other matters.
“There must be someone else. Something is missing – a connection is lost. It’s no longer the same. Do you know the last time you touched me?”
He laughed and said, “Of course. That was…” He could not place it. “That was three months ago.”
She got up and went to the calendar, “See – I marked the days in red. Before that, it was two months. See the red asterisks and before it, it was five weeks…”
David stared at the calendar with horror-filed eyes. How could that treacherous calendar allow itself to be marked against him? He stood transfixed for a long time, staring at it. Then he came to himself. “It’s all work,” he repeated. “I’ll go now and bathe quickly and we will catch up on lost times.”
He hurried into the bathroom. At the dinner table, he gave his steward a paper on which he had scribbled something and a piece of money. When his wife didn’t ask him what it was, he became more afraid. It was a bad sign that meant that she wasn’t completely bought over. He went ahead to explain to her in a confidential tone.
“You know,” he began, “I’ve been thinking about what you said about us – in fact, if not that I trust your judgment, I’d have said it’s a lie – but knowing how good with details you are, I know you must be right – I mean, the how long – we‘ve, you know? It’s appalling to me. I’ve inkling that all is not well with me- perhaps, something is wrong with me. I just sent Joseph to get me a pack of Viagra.”

A cry was heard upstairs and he bounded up to the children’s room, helped his four year old daughter to the bathroom and returned to his wife but not to the Viagra story. And his wife didn’t ask him, not even to reassure him in that area. It dawned on him that she was right – a connection had been broken between them. He felt so uncomfortable. How old were they? Early 30s for her and mid 30s for him and they were already in a rift – a widening gulf!
“Listen!” she said sharply when they were in the bedroom and he was poised to swallow the Viagra with a glass of water. “Don’t come near me after taking that medicine. What do you take me for, a nincompoop?”
Slowly, he put both the water and the drug down and turned to face her.
“Okay,” he said wearily, “Come with me to work tomorrow. Stay until closing time. Stop by my office every day, any day you like. When I have to sleep over at work, you must bring the children and we shall stay there until I’m through. Anything you want, Simi, including castrating me (She didn’t laugh. He tried harder), I’II be willing to oblige you. I came to rest, to enjoy peace and love at home. Are they too much to ask from a loved one?”
He defeated her. Simi began to thaw he could sense it. It was Age of Technology – many things were possible. Having been stopped from taking the Viagra and knowing in him how much he needed aid; David took one of his handsets and programmed a fake call, saving it under the name Lemon Group Chairman, his employer. Then he went into the bathroom, leaving his two handsets by his side of the bed. He flushed the toilet as his manner was before using it.
Two minutes later, a call came through. It rang for a while and just as he knew, it began to move closer to the bathroom.
“Who’s that?” he cried, “Answer it for me.”
“Your Chairman!”
He flushed the toilet again.
”Bring it, I’m through!”
He sprayed the air-fresher. His wife opened the door; in there, smelt nice. He took the call and followed her out.
“Hello, Sir! Good evening, sir! Yes, sir! (Pause –long pause) Okay, sir! I”II send it right away, sir!”
He dropped the phone and picked his briefcase saying, “I don’t know why I don’t have a scanner at home. May Chairman needs some documents I have here. I have to go to a cyber café to scan them to him.”
“You’ve not washed your hands,“ she said.
“Oh, yes!“ he said and re-entered the bathroom, washed his hands and came out talking to her. “Let’s go together. It will be done in a jiffy. What’s the time?”
“8:23,” she said in a voice that betrayed her stancfe, she was letting go of the fight.
David went back to the suitcase, took three papers, and went to the wardrobe. Soon, he was stepping into a pair of slacks and shrugging into a tracksuit top.
“Let’s go! Where’s my car key? Or should we use yours? You drive …” “I’m not going,” she said.
He stopped and looked at her. Was she still angry?
“I’II be back in a jiffy.”
In ten minutes he was back, a couple of Viagra diffusing in his blood stream. While outside, he had warned himself; he must time his phone for conjugal bliss – only there was no longer bliss in it for him. But he still needed his wife, he still wanted her – they were so used to each other that if she wasn’t there he would be lost. He guessed he still loved her. She was family and stability – nothing would make him to deliberately hurt her.
However, he had located bliss somewhere else –in another who knew how to eat a little and exercise and keep trim; who took time to wax and exfoliate her skin; who took sauna and spent time at the spa; whose coiffeur never lasted beyond a week. She was his chairman’s daughter: the rungs on which he had climbed the success ladder. And she very understanding also – never spoke evil of David’s family. She insisted that David treat them well. He was the one that insisted on giving her a fairer share of his time.
The situation was unto its second year David’s conscience was severely seared. Many of his friends had such arrangement only his was the best- he received lots of favour from her. But suddenly one of his closest friends died he had engagements here and there – David knew all of them – secrets his wife and children had no clue of. He was only 37- what a tragedy!
At the funeral, his friends made sure that they kept the other women and their children away. But for what purpose? – to hide the facts from his wife and children- mere mortals – when the preacher who preached his funeral sermon said that there is someone in heaven who sees EVERYTHING and TAKES RECORDS and rewards – evil for evil, good for good.
That sermon made David uncomfortable for days. He knew what terrible record his was. And according to the preacher, he knew not when the maker would call him. What if it was now? Where would he go? Whose bus ticket was he carrying?

Deaconess Lechi Eke contributes her short stories from Lagos, Nigeria

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All My Eggs!

Loud voices drowned the little hope I had. They were voices of loved ones I had called in a brief moment of panic. Here, they were; everyone had an opinion, an idea of what I should do.

The doctor’s report lay on my centre table. It looked a bit rumpled now that we had taken turns to peruse it. We had also gone through the motions – denial, fear, then, reality seeped in. Miss Jemima Okon HIV-POSITIVE. I had these rashes that defied treatment. My doctor said I should do a HIV test let’s see. I did and now we’ve seen!

As a church-going family, we had prayer points; none was that one of us should come down with HIV/AIDS! I answered all their questions truthfully. No, I did not sleep with anyone. No, I did not. No, I did not.

At the moment, God seemed to be in a very bad light. How could He let this happen to me? I mean, I was a good girl, if you could call me that because I was 43 and single; not divorced or widowed. My mother’s sighs and facial expression said it all – God had disappointment us!

Well, after all was said and done, we came down to the nitty-gritty. Treatment must commence to control and to reduce viral load. My mother knew an herbalist but she was quick to add that he was not a spiritualist, no incantations on the herbs. “He’s like Dr. Bamidele Ogaga but not quite.” Dr. Ogaga was a nutritionist herbalist or something like that. This other man used only natural herbs or just veggies and roots of plants. My Aunty Koko suggested going to Dr. Ogaga at once. He successfully treated a friend of her friend’s boss’s wife. My Aunty said Ogaga would treat me with apples or some nice-testing fruits. She never liked bitter herbs and roots.

My brother suggested deliverance. ‘There’s this church where they use loud prayers to invoke evil spirits. When they appear, the pastor asks them questions and then, casts them out!’ He went on to tell us how victims fall down in the process as if dead but later, they rise up healed. My elder sister did not like anything to do with evil spirits because we happened to be Christians. She suggested that I should seek out strong men of God or go to crusades where hands could be laid on me because HIV is demonic!

However, it was her husband who gave me a clue to what I should do. He said I should try everything. ‘Jemmy, don’t put all your eggs in one basket because AIDS is a killer.’

My father, who was away, phoned me. He sounded flustered, his breathing laboured. He promised to pay the bills and advised me to commence treatment immediately.

When everyone had gone, save my mum, I got up and moved around to see if I could feel the weight of the viral load (a new vocabulary in my life now). My mother sat in my cane chair, her eyes wide with fright.

“Jemmy, what are you going to do now?” she asked.

“I’ll seek help. I know a great physician,” I said with feigned confidence.

“But, you wiII also pray and use Dr. Ogaga?” she pleaded.

I nodded.

“Would you like me to spend the night with you?” she enquired.

I heard the trepidation in her voice. I shook my head.

My sister had said that viral load increases rapidly. My mum repeated it now. I nodded, wishing her to leave.

“Where is this physician, UNTH?” she asked, her eyes still round as two ‘O’s.

‘No, HTH.”

Before she could ask where HTH was, my cell phone began to ring. It was my eldest sister from the U.S. She was already weeping and talking.

HRH stands for Heaven Teaching Hospital. I knew prayer was considered a weak thing but when my brother-in-law said, ‘don’t put all your eggs in one basket,’ I knew that was what I should do!

The first night, I spent in mumbling prayer and studying the word. But I felt like I was in a dream.

I took money from everyone that offered it for the treatment. I also cleaned out my account and I laid them at the altar. It was crazy but I was desperate. How could I survive without cash until the next pay day? But, was it not someone who was alive that would work and receive a pay?

Four weeks into my heavenly treatment, my mother discovered what I was doing and she came over to my house and just broke down and wept, pleading with me to get proper treatment.

“If I understood you mum,” I said, “God is impotent. But, I read my Bible; the woman with the issue of blood sought physicians and was nothing bettered. Then King Asa in 2 Chron. 16:12 sought not God but physicians. Mum, he did not survive. I choose to seek Him. When He fails, I’II seek earthly physician and not until then.”

We argued, my mother and I. She was a Christian before me and had read the Bible a million times before I came into the world. Was I saying that orthodox medicine was against God? Are there no Christian doctors? I quoted, ‘I am the LORD that healeth thee’ and ‘By His stripes I was healed!’ My mother asked, ‘what if God chooses to heal through doctors?’ There was no end in sight to the argument. I stood my ground – it was my body, I’ve made a decision. My mother left in anger.

Her argument threatened to destabilise me. Voices rose in my head, all of them negative. Fear stepped in. It pushed me down on the floor, somewhere near my bathroom. What if mother was right? Another voice reminded me what people say – ‘something must kill a man.’ What if God intended …? I stopped right there!

I tried to encourage myself. This was nothing but a test, like an exam in school. At the end of a term or semester, one is tested. Examinations are not easy but they are necessary devils to determine one’s progress in school. I looked at it this way to encourage myself although sometimes, I felt like jumping out of my skin. The world says don’t put all your eggs in one basket. But, that is what I have chosen to do, put all my eggs in one basket called, God. If He fails, He has dishonoured His Word!

Deaconess Lechi Eke contributes her short stories from Lagos, Nigeria

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I Want a Divorce!

He had this faraway look in his eyes when I walked into his office and it took him quite a while to bring his gaze to rest on me. His face was flushed and intense; an aura I couldn’t place hung around him. They had told me that he was a holy man of God; that his counsel was like hearing from the mouth of God!

I sat down at the gesture of his hand for me to do so. The room seemed to be thick with something that I couldn’t place either. He had been praying when I arrived and I was made to wait for a long time.

“Excuse me!” he said. And I thought he was leaving the room but, he just sat there and I thought, ‘unwound.’ Suddenly, I noticed he was down with me! That was what I thought. Then, he smiled and said, “You’re welcome, Mrs … (He stared at my form)…Dada.”

“Dada,” I said helpfully thinking he was somehow unbalanced and needed some help.

This was discouraging to me for I needed help myself. I was dissatisfied with my marriage and searching for anchorage points for divorce, being too conscientious to just walk away. Besides, there were the children…they must be on my side.

“What ails you?” he continued.

I thought fleetingly, “I hate his eyes; they’re peering into my soul.”

“Okay,” I said shifting my butt to gain more balance on his straight back wooden chair. “I’ve a problem with my marriage and I think I should leave. Love has gone from my home. And this man I married in innocence is, so callous and insensitive and a-a- bastard.”

I bit my lips, holding back the tears. Talking about my marriage made me weepy. I felt sorry for myself and I was sure he would feel sorry for me too – he’s a holy man of God.

The man nodded understandingly. I gained some confidence.

“Now, can we have the facts?” he said shocking me.

I sat up. “What facts?”

“The things he does that earned him those titles in your mind.”

That I was shocked was putting it mildly, I became wary of him. Am I in the presence of a male chauvinist?

“Tell me the exact things he does for example, he doesn’t reply to your greetings in the morning; he doesn’t smile when you tell a joke, etc.”

“Okay,” I screamed silently and I made a mental note not to believe everything my hairstylist tells me anymore for she recommended him to me. “He hates me,” I said carefully, slowly. Surely words are explanatory in themselves or do I need to act them out for him to understand? “He wouldn’t bring money for food, he doesn’t take me out; doesn’t say he’s sorry when he does wrong. He’s hardened against us, me and the kids. He also spends all his time outside and when he comes home, it is to sleep. He’s hideous. He spends his money on himself and not on me and the kids.”
“Doesn’t he sleep with you anymore?” he asked with some concern.

I stared at him. I hate talking to dumb people. This counselling is not going the way I expected it to.

“I’m not interested in his lovemaking!” I said with exasperation. “I’m talking about practical things not some fairy love stuff.”

He nodded with understanding but, I was beginning to distrust this counselor.

“So, I take that to mean that you two don’t sleep together, you don’t make love anymore?”

“I don’t know, (and silently I said and I don’t care) I’m not interested in such things. I cannot bring myself to enjoy a love act with a hateful person. The children are in Secondary School and the fees are enormous. They also need the presence and attention of their father. I’m talking about more serious things than sex!”

He nodded gravely but I doubted if he understood what I just said.

“Do you know engine oil?” he asked.

Is he schizophrenic or what? ”Yes,” I said reluctantly.

“What does it do?” he asked. He wasn’t laughing.

It sounded like a joke to me. You mean I came here to be insulted? I was offended. For a few minutes, I could not say anything. Then, I gathered my wits together. I was already in the counselling session; I might as well, finish it.
“It’s a lubricant,” I said. It sounded foolish to me.

“So is sex,” he explained without any airs. “It lubricates relationship. God put it there for a purpose. Take it out and, you have a rusty relationship. God put it there for a purpose. It is not only for procreation.”

I said nothing. I had made up my mind: I wasn’t going to sleep with a man who didn’t love me anymore.

“Do you believe in a Creator God, Mrs Dada?”

“Of course, yes.”

“You believe that a being somewhere created the world, the people and all the things we call our own?”

“Of course, what do you take me for, a pagan? Is it because I told you I wanted a divorce? I am a Christian to the core. Let me tell you some of the faith things I’ve done: twice, I’ve gone on pilgrimage to Israel; thrice, I’ve gone to St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome just for mass. The last time I was in Israel, I visited the place where Jesus Christ was buried and I scooped a handful of sand from there. It is in my house today, under my…”

The look on his face stopped me. I saw his face cloud over and he said in a hush tone, “I beg your pardon?”

But before I could proceed any further, he said in a very grievous voice, “If you ever went to Israel and, to the place where Jesus was buried and took sand for whatever purpose, I’m sorry, you’re not a Christian. You may think you are but, you‘re not!”

I sat up. I’ve had enough of this man. In fact, I stood up ready to leave. “I’m a Catholic,” I said shaking with rage. “I don’t visit pagan shrines nor consult witchdoctors. I came to see you because I needed grounds for divorce like they say that abortion must be therapeutic before one is morally justified to have it. I was born a Catholic.”

“Dear, young lady,” he charged at me like a crazed man, “you can never be born a Christian. Christian is who you choose to be at maturity. It’s not genetically transmitted and, abortion which is the taking of life can never be justified. A Christian is a Bible-reader, a Bible-believer and a Bible-doer. There’s nowhere it’s written in the Bible, go to Jesus’ burial place, scoop sand and put it under your bed!”

I began to walk to the door. I was livid with rage.

“Why don’t you find out what the Author of marriage said about it in the Marriage Manual?”

I stopped with my hand on the door handle. Marriage Manual? I never heard of it. I was well-read. How come I never came across a Marriage Manual?

“Read the Marriage Manual and comply with it and you will have a fulfilled life.”

I returned to my seat. “Marriage Manual? Is there a marriage manual? Who authored it?”

“God. It’s called the Bible!” he said sagely.

I was suddenly weary. I sat down.

Truth was that I needed someone to talk to, to confide in; a friend, a helper. He was watching me and I saw his expression softened. His voice was soft and kind when he spoke next.

“Why give up the marriage when God can heal it? It may look like I’m passing strictures on you but the surgeon hurts to cure.”

I nodded, wearily. He continued in the same kind tone.

“If you want to maintain a love relationship, don’t correct your partner too much. Accept your spouse’s shortcomings. Allow him to be a human being.”

“But, what if he’s stupid and silly and ignorant and claims otherwise?”

“I don’t suppose you ever heard of a man called Smith Wigglesworth, a Welsh preacher, died in 1947?”
I stared at him rudely.

“This man was a godly man. One day, he was travelling by sea and shared a cabin with a man he couldn’t trust his looks so he went to the purser to keep his valuables. When he explained his reason for keeping his valuables with him, the purser told him that his cabin-mate had already brought his own valuables explaining how he didn’t like the look of Mr. Wigglesworth. Lesson in it? – People see you the way you see them. Sow what you want to reap! You can change people through love. Once people know or sense or feel you love them, they will allow you to steer them or change them. The tool for correction is love and nothing else. Once you’re armed with that weapon, love, you can do all things.”

“You know,” I said dejectedly, “I want a love relationship – warm atmosphere where there is lots of laughter…”
“How do you do that?” he interjected excitedly. “I mean give warmth, say and do things that bring laughter and joy in your home? I want to know, I want to practice it.”
I was still blank. Why was he asking me? He was the counselor, I was the seeker.

“I don’t do such things!” I blurted out and then I stopped. I saw it was a trap he set for me and I walked into it!
Our eyes met in mutual understanding. He nodded and said, “Go and put warmth in your marriage. Put your arms around him, talk to him kindly; joke with him and praise him. Think less of his faults and focus more on his good points. We all have some good points, you know. Win him over, gently. Love works!”

As I left his office, I felt armed like I was carrying a weapon, a secret weapon that I’d wield on my spouse without him knowing it and before he’d know it, bam, he’d be on his knees pleading for my love! About being a Christian well, I’ve never really had time to study the Bible let alone believe it or practise it. But now I‘ve heard that it’s also a marriage manual, well, well, well! I think I should give it a try. I don’t really need a divorce, I want love. Love is better than divorce. Then, there are the children – they would love to have ONE HOME! The counsellor said, to be a Christian, read the Bible, believe the Bible, and do the Bible. I’II give it a try.

Deaconess Lechi Eke contributes her short stories from Lagos, Nigeria

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Stranded at the Bank

Bro Peter and Sis Pat Pataki (The Pees) were very religious people. They worshipped mammon though they knew it not. Neither would they believe it even if they were told. They were loved and respected by all and sundry in the church, in their groups and in the society. They enjoyed the favour of God and man. They were highly sought-after. They knew how to reach out to others, exclusively, brethren who could do without it.

When Bro. Udoma, Citibank’s company secretary, took celebrated golden voiced newscaster, Efe Asika to the altar, they footed the reception bill; when Deacon John Amana, Chairman of the Nigeria Liquefied and Natural Gas Company (NLNG) turned 52, they threw him a lavish bash at the Golden Gate Restaurant Ikoyi. Also, when the heir apparent to the shipping magnate, Isiguzo Isiguzor, Bro. Dickson dedicated his first son, Joshua, they were “overjoyed” at what God had done for him, and the Pees gave him and his elegant wife, a hundred thousand naira.

They were among the movers and shakers of not only their church but the society at large. They were in the timber business, exporting timber to Italy and other overseas countries. Neither Bro. Peter nor Sis. Pat had much education having stopped at Secondary School level but, being much travelled, they had become very cultured and because of the exposure, could hang out with the very learned and the very wealthy as well.

They had a trained eye to spot lack, no matter how faint in the life of the brethren. They usually made themselves scarce if they detected a brother or a sister was in need. You will seek them, you will not find them; you will pursue them with pleasant words but they would not have the time to attend to you. It was nothing to them, to ignore a brother in need, including his greeting or walk past such a person without acknowledging his presence no matter how well they knew him or her. They expected every good brother and sister to be abreast with fashion.

They were a very fashion-conscious couple, collecting labels from world capitals like Rome, Milan, Paris, New York, London, etc. Sis. Pee arranged her clothes according to their labels: Fendi, Channel, YSL, etc. Her wardrobe had a problem – overstuffing; for clothes she wore twenty years ago were still struggling for space with those of five, to two years and two weeks ago. Whenever she thought of giving them out, she shuddered, for it would be like casting pearls at swine as they rightly said. The brethren who needed clothes were mainly ignorant folks. Her husband too would not think of giving out any of his handmade suits as he often said that his outfits were not meant for ordinary employees of labour, but for MDs and CEOs and Employers of labour. The Pees’ favourite saying was that they were collectors: they collected houses, cars and outfits.

One night, Bro. Pee had a dream; he was in a situation that looked strangely familiar. A brother was sick unto death and people were pleading with somebody he could not see to have mercy with the brother and this person refused. After watching for some time, Bro. Pee turned away but as he did, he was looking into another place, an unfamiliar setting, somebody was seated on a throne and others surrounded him. Bro. Pee heard what they were saying. One standing said, “I have checked his bank account Sir, I’m afraid it is empty.”
The one who was sitting said, “Check very well, no matter how small you find we’ll use it for he is a son and you cannot throw away your son.”
The one standing shook his head regrettably. “Sir,” he answered mournfully, “he is bankrupt. He has never given sacrificially and he has never given to anyone who needed it.”

There was silence. The atmosphere was thick with sadness. Then as Bro. Pee watched, three people stepped forward and bowed down to the one on the throne and said they would love to go and help the person in question. They were permitted to. And Pee woke up. When he shared it with his wife, she said, “Well, let’s just pray that no poor person who has no money to treat himself will fall sick, that is all.” So, they prayed, asking God to protect all the poor brethren in the church lest any fell sick. And they believed God for prayer answered.

Wednesday, after service, Bro. Pee and his wife were sitting in their newly-acquired Prado Jeep chatting with one of the very fashionable sisters in the church. They knew not what she did for a living but she was always turning up to church elegantly dressed. She was one of their many “good” friends. As they were chatting with her, Sis. Pee’s eyes were travelling all over her noting the gold chain she wore around her neck, the Gucci bag and the Christian Dior blouse then, a figure sauntered out of the shadows towards them breaking Sis. Pee’s concentration. She stopped briefly to take in the fellow: somebody unfamiliar and obviously poor. She looked away.

The figure stood there hesitantly and then moved to the side of Bro. Pee. He approached him cautiously and said he needed money for food and transportation. “Go to welfare office,” Bro. Pee said curtly. “What is that?” asked his wife. He told her. “Let him go to welfare office, now!” she snapped impatiently. “Church people are too lazy. They will not work. That’s how they drive away people from the house of the Lord,” Bro. Pee said regrettably. “What is it?” The elegant sister asked. They told her. She reached into her bag and calling out to the figure, handed him some cash. He took it and thanked her and disappeared into the shadows again. “You know why I don’t like giving this people anything?” Bro. Pee asked, “Tomorrow, when I’m not there what will they do?” The wife nodded. “O – Oho!” she cried in agreement. The elegant sister considered it briefly and nodded somehow in disagreement.

On Saturday, as the women met, the angels were physically present in that meeting. They were the angels that came to help the Patakis. They discussed love and the women leader gave women opportunity to share their views. Sis. Pee stood and shared her view for thirty minutes. Everybody listened with rapt attention, all the while, smiling and nodding their heads in absolute agreement with her. When she finished, a thunderous ovation followed her contribution. Then, a sister who looked malnourished and badly dressed raised her hand. She wanted to share, to make a contribution, the women leader ignored her and looked around for worthier sisters. There were none. Then she grudgingly gave the obviously needy sister opportunity. But she was impatient with her, telling her to make it very brief as there was no more time. The sister shared. No one listened, no one heard. They stared at her disinterestedly. Finished, she sat down feeling very small. She was one of the three angels.

After the meeting, she went to Sis Pee to ask for a lift. “To where?” Sis. Pee asked peeved. “Anywhere along the road,” the badly dressed sister said self-consciously, clutching an urchin with her right hand. “I’m sorry my car cannot take more than two people. The shaft is bad. So, it’s only me and my driver that can sit in it,” Sis. Pee replied peevishly.
“Please sister,” the woman pleaded, “the sun is too hot and I don’t have transport money; my little girl…”
All fell on deaf ears.

Recently, the Pees had been seeing a brother who was always standing with a heavily pregnant woman by his side near their house. And they knew that if they lived in their neighbourhood, it must be in somebody’s Boy’s Quarters for obviously, they could not afford the houses in that area. So, the Pees would grudgingly exchange waves with them without offering them lifts: their three little children occupied the back seat. But surprisingly, when they got to the church, they would see the couple already there and they would exchange waves again while they hurry past.

One day, they saw the brother there alone. In the church, he approached them. When they saw him coming, they suspected his mission but could not run away because the only exit was the one the brother was using. They exercised long suffering as they patiently endured until the brother accosted them and made known his mission. His wife had delivered their baby through a caesarean operation. He needed sixty thousand naira.

“What cell fellowship do you belong to Bro?” The Pees asked him. He told them. “Are you in the men’s group? Which one, Nehemiah or Joshua?” Bro. Pee asked him. “Bro, you have to go to the welfare office!” Sis. Pee said exasperated. She was disgusted and angry. These poor brethren are all over the place now. They will not allow decent folk to worship God in peace! To the needy brother she continued, “Nobody has that kind of money to give out. We all have our own personal problems. It’s God that’s been helping us.” Bro, my wife will look for some used baby things to send to you. But, please, do as she said, go to the welfare office. I’m sure they will help you. Okay Bro, God bless you!” Bro. Pee said, nicely. “Yes, I’ll get the baby some used things. Greet madam for me and please, take it easy o.”
The brother turned and walked away in confusion. The Pees escaped. They did not see the brother again. The angles had completed their assignment.

“People should go and look for something to do. All these begging and borrowing must stop in the house of God. They’re desecrating God’s temple.”
“I think it’s laziness,” his wife replied. That is right.
As Bro. Pee finished supper, his steward handed him his glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. He took a long drink and belched. It smelled like a fart. He faintly wondered why. But, there was good news on CNN. George W. Bush was getting ready to move into Capitol Hill while Clinton was moving out. He forgot all about it. But as he got up to follow his wife to pray with their children before they slept he felt nausea. He wondered why. The feeling came on very strong. He went into the guest toilet and vomited: His wife fussed all over him blaming it on the fish the steward cooked and giving him crackers biscuits to chew explaining how dry things stopped vomiting. But by morning Bro. Pee knew he was sick.

Probably malaria, he said. No, typhoid, the family doctor told him. They treated him for typhoid but to no avail. Each time he belched, it smelled like fart. He mentioned it to his doctor. The doctor looked worried and invited him for some tests. Some days later, the doctor stopped by at his house, he wore a heavy mien, like an undertaker. When the Pees saw him, they knew something was wrong. He told them, renal failure. Mr Pataki’s kidney had failed. “What?” screamed Sis. Pat. “He eats good food and doesn’t take alcohol. Aah, the devil is a liar. This is a joke. I refuse it; I reject it in Jesus Name. Hey, I say no to Satan…..” “Bro. Peter was too shocked to utter a word. Cold fingers of fear began to creep into his heart. His wife got up and started praying wildly. “I rebuke you, Satan. I rebuke sickness. I curse you in the Name of Jesus. I command you to die. Return to sender. Raboshkemamama….. Robozomoroboro Karakababa…”

In no time at all, Bro. Peter began to swell up with fluid retention. Treatment commenced immediately. He flew to England. He began to go through dialysis after dialysis. His brethren began to pray seriously for him especially his group in the men’s fellowship where he was very active. His condition deteriorated fast. His system rejected transplant after transplant so his only hope was dialysis. His pastor and his wife were heartbroken for the Patakis had been of great financial help to the church. Money began to run out. He was spending pounds per hour. They carried him from England, to France, to Switzerland; wherever an expert was said to be.

Soon, there was no more money to attend to business. All money was channelled into saving Bro. Pee’s life. Sis. Pat realised they were fighting a lost battle. Her beloved Pee was dying. She pawned off her jewels and sold off their properties. She began to lag behind in fashion. Y2K shoes came into fashion, she could not buy. Uglies’ followed, she could not afford them. New cars came out, they could not buy. New estates were built, they could not acquire houses. Men wore new suits – four buttons, six buttons, ten buttons, Bro. Peter was past caring. Their friends shied away from Sis. Pat now because she went around begging for money to keep her husband alive for he was barely living. When Sis. Pat spoke now, nobody clapped. She trekked often and used buses. Many brethren’s cars developed shaft problems so, no one helped her.

Their pastor and his wife embarked on a fast to seek God’s face concerning the Patakis. But their prayers seemed to be hitting flint rock. They persisted being people that hardly gave up. It was very difficult for them to break through in prayer. It was as if they were getting a ‘no answer’. They persisted, pleading the blood of the everlasting covenant and extending the fast and the prayer time. At long last, God gave his servant a Scripture, Psalm 41. They prayed more fervently, interceding for the Patakis. The Lord said to them, “Peter’s good deed account is empty. He never laid up any treasure. He gave where he would be applauded. He never loved my people. He treated those I shed my Blood for contemptuously. He loved mammon and worshipped him.”

They began to pray harder, standing in the gap. “You’re a God of mercy, what can be done to stop the evil?”
Finally, the Lord said, Ezekiel 18:32: for I have no pleasure in the death of he that sinneth but let him turn from his evil and live. They thanked God and worshipped Him and broke their fast.

Sister Pat was summoned. She came wearing old clothes, her face etched with pains; her palms hard and dry from doing house chores because they had no more maids. The pastor wondering where to begin; heard in his spirit, a dream, a dream. The pastor repeated what he heard … “Your husband had a dream, somebody sick?” Sister Pat squeezed her face in thought. “Tell us if you know,” he said.
She did. The pastor and his wife exchanged glances. He said to her, “That’s your husband.” He told her what the Lord said and gave her the scriptures. She broke down and cried repenting immediately. The shepherds prayed for her.

When she left, the pastor’s wife left the room to attend to something else. The pastor suddenly started as he felt a hand on his shoulders. He had no idea that someone else was in that room but he heard a voice, “Son, build me a compassionate army. Raise Me an army that will pay any prize to win souls into the kingdom and will pay any prize to ensure that the souls remain.” The pastor hastened to his knees and bowed down before the God of all the earth.

Sister Pat humbled and contrite fled home to her husband for he had been sent home to die. She shared everything with him and they repented and turned from their wicked ways. They began to give out the little they had left and not before long Bro. Pee had another dream. He went to the bank to draw money and he drew and drew – there was so much. He woke up, totally healed!

Deaconess Lechi Eke contributes her short stories from Lagos, Nigeria

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